Last week, a
good friend of mine began a discussion on his Facebook page about how the human
drive toward god-like omniscience and omnipresence is manifesting in the shape
of technologies such as Google. The thread jokingly referred to the megalithic
search engine and enterprising empire as “The Godgle.”
Over a year
ago, I coined the term Godgle to many friends as a sort of humorous jab at the
nebulous portal through which all information seems to flow. I am quite
positive I was not the first to graft God to Google, nor was I first to have an
inkling that the mega-company had indeed birthed something completely alien
and, in some regards, deific.
I make no
secret of the fact that I am a science fiction nerd and avid futurist. I fell
in love with Ray Bradbury’s work as a child and spent the last thirty years
consuming everything from Frank Herbet to Stanislaw Lem like an obese child
eats cake with a glint of greed in his eyes. The transcendent computer
demiurges hinted at in the works of Dan Simmons and Vernor Vinge, now seem more
like prophetic utterances of the coming of Google than fantastic universes of
speculative fiction; and with this month’s passing of California Senate Bill
1298, the Godgle takes one more step toward immortality by introducing
“autonomous” vehicles completely at the mercy of algorithims, sensors, and computers.
For the sake of
imagination and argument, let’s suppose that author and futurist Ray Kurzweil’s
vision of the future indeed comes to pass and a “singularity” will erupt at the
point where exponential acceleration of information and technology tumble over
each other to birth a super-intelligence. Godgle has the human resources
necessary to burn midnight oil on the task: money, masterminds, and
manipulators. It has the established framework: a global network of servers,
users, and programmers. Last but not least, it has the undying attention of a global
population thirsty for information based on an ever-expanding toolset,
foresight, and opportunism.
Based on the
available data and information at present, I hereby elect Godgle as most likely
candidate for ascension to super-intelligence. Cast your vote!
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